So today is Cinco de Mayo the umpty-up anniversary of some battle in Mexico. It's no big deal, really, in Mexico, but huge here in the US, mostly because of beer commercials. Mind you, had they won, Napoleon's army would have had a foothold in Mexico to help out the CSA in the American Civil War.
So, perhaps a Mexican-Americana Band Name would be more the appropriate today.
But what...? Got it! Montezuma's Revenge! It'd be perfect, a 1970s bluegrass band that plays big festivals and draws huge crowds and... wait, what, they exist?
Never to be outdone, we've come up with a new Band Name Of The Day:
Montezuma's Hat! They play Spanish-language punk music in Mexican wrestler masks and sing about local authority.