Oh, man, things are looking bad here! We're slowly all trickling back home, and so far half the Warped House is reassembled, along with the Warped Guests.
And we're drinking.
A several beers, a China Clipper and a brain hemorrhage later, we came up with the Band Name Of The Day:
Kamikaze Abortion. This would be good for grind core band, or a tasteless drink. Or a really tasteless sushi joint.