Monday, March 7, 2011

Meat Loaf? You Ol' Dirty Bastard!

It has been a long, rough day here at Band Name Of The Day. There was a lot of Stupid, loads of Tired, quite a bit of Frustration, a double helping of Disappointment and a pinch of Mean which, mixed together in the Devil's own cocktail shaker, created a Slurry of Hate.

Hey, there you've got the Bonus Band Name Of The Day:

Slurry Of Hate, a powermetal band. A very, very angry powermetal band.

Anyhow, that just occurred to us so we had to share, but on topic: It's been a rough day, the sort of day that makes you want to just bite something. Not in the hungry way, or even in the I-think-you're-cute-so-I'll-do-something-that'll-just-be-awkward-as-hell-and-we'll-both-regret-it sort of way, but in a spiteful sort of way. The sort of day where even something as awesome as bacon and as romantic as roses, mixed together, turns your stomach:

Bacon Bouquet, another creation by the brilliant and twisted Lizard, would be a great band name for an indie band. It really plays on the current obsession with bacon while still bringing in the hipster ideals of romantic love, the bacon/veganism paradox, even the implicit violence inherent in our system, nay, in our very food supply that makes us weep as we can't stop eating* tasty, tasty bacon.

*Disclosure: your usual scribe does not, in fact, eat bacon or any other non-seafood meat, but can still clearly recall the awesomeness of bacon, especially when mixed with whole-wheat toast, fresh lettuce, ripe tomato, perfect avocado and just the right amount of mayonnaise.

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