Farstucker

Today we've got some rather bad band names for you, so if you're the sensitive type of reader, we suggest you cover your eyes and stop reading, right now. That means you. Yes, you! Both of you.

OK? Good.

See, we're back on the road to our usual outpost in Oakland, and we'll just pretend that's the excuse for not having posted one yesterday (really, going to go play at the climbing gym had more to do with it, but for formality's sake, we'll just pretend it was because we were traveling).

Anyhow, we got a text from base camp yesterday: New euphemism for man sauce, also possible BNotD:

Slut Dressing. Wow. Where do they come up with it? Well, to be honest, they probably find these things in a vodka bottle, but that's neither here nor there. Anyhow, Slut Dressing is a pretty obscure sort of thing, so it could be just about any sort of band, but probably not something that'd ever make it too big. Some sort of indie band, probably a local secret with a tiny but fierce following.

Anyhow, we got a follow-up message today, which happens to be the perfect reaction for the morning after seeing a Slut Dressing show:

Guilty Hate, which can be nothing but a death metal band, unless it's a goth band. Dark, to be sure, and probably loud and violent sounding.

And there you have it. Two Band Names Of The Day, for today and yesterday, both straight from the root at the Warped House.