Sometimes, you just gotta wonder at the things office workers talk about. It seems that superpowers come up a lot, and they very frequently have very little to do with office work. Invisibility seems to be a popular one, as is talking to squirrels.
Yes, someone in an office building right here in Northern California suggested that talking to squirrels would be an awesome (although admittedly useless) superpower. Why? So you could raise an army of squirrels, of course!
Just like that, a Band Name was declared found, an email was fired off with all the precision of a squirrel sniper, and then, bang!, the Band Name Of The Day is:
Army of Squirrels. They're artistic side project of Army of Gnomes' singer and guitar player, and play cutesy art-rock popular by women with awkward dresses and men with even more awkward mustaches. They have a good name, and the skill, but not the style.