So no shit, there we were, having a bit of a catch-up with old chums, when it turned out one of said old chums got a job and was moving to Virginia. The Appalachians, to be exactly. Naturally, a large amount of good natured ribbing occurred, along with numerous Google and Google Maps searches to see just what sort of a redneck hillbilly hell-hole this dapper young gent from California was venturing into.
One of the things we found was the Google Maps entry for Short Pump, VA. Thus, was born a Band Name:
The Short Pump Shouters. They're a country band of course, of a particularly twangy hill people kind and yes, they have a jug.