So there we were, one of us was about to leave for the Bay Area, another was getting ready to leave for Arizona, and the third was pouting at us for leaving, one for a week, one more or less permanently (more on that later).
And then Professor asked Show Off to bring her back a present from Arizona. And Show Off, like a good boy, promised he would.
Show Off: What would you like?
Professor: A stripper?
Sellout: Just make sure it's not a diseased one.
And there was our Band Name Of The Day:
The Diseased Strippers. They play music. What sort? Who knows, nobody goes to see them!