Take It To The Limit

Ladies and Gents, today we busted 500 pageviews. Ah, feel the pride flowing like cheap whiskey at an Irish funeral!

Anyhow, enough boasting, let's have some band names! And today, we have a smorgasbord, courtesy of a dear friend who once rescued us after we got a 2x4 plank through the windshield, but that's a different story.

Anyhow, this fantastic gent also comes up with band names, and writes:

I have a list somewhere of funny band names I came up with awhile back. My favorites were

 Ass Full Of Planets... This is, of course, a punk band. It might be made up of one of those scientists who study planets. Planetologists or something, there's a word for it, but who can ever remember it? Anyhow, their biggest hit is probably covering TMBG's "The Sun (is A Mass of Incandescent Gas)."

Unaided Volcano Insertion... We really don't know what to make of this one. Sorry, pal, you're on your own here. Readers, any idea what sort of outfit would call themselves Unaided Volcano Insertion?

and 700 Pounds Of Uncooked Beef.  This would probably be a good old-fashioned hard rock outfit, three guitars, drums and a singer who really shouldn't be allowed in public without a shirt on.

Thanks for the great band names, amigo, and remember folks- keep 'em coming! In fact, if you include a link to a web page, blog, MyFace account or online porn library, we'll happily link back to you!