Wednesday, January 5, 2011

'Scuse Me, Captain, Do You Carry Beefhearts?

No shit, there we were, screaming full-bore down Highway 80 about halfway between Sacramento and San Francisco, when we passed a billboard for a beef company. It was designed to look like some sort of family business, but let's face it, no family would have a billboard exhorting us to go to

I mean, everyone has SOME pride, right?



Naturally, this had to be a band name!

The Beef Explorers! Envision this as a band with more style than musical talent, probably made up of hunky beefy model type dudes dressed as explorers, complete with khaki shorts and pith helmets.

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